One morning, Mr. Ahmet felt a bit embarrassed as he knocked on the doctor’s door on his way to work.
— Doctor, I want to ask you something, he said.
— Please, what seems to be the problem?
— Do I snore at night?

The doctor raised his eyebrows in surprise:
— Doesn’t your wife tell you?

Mr. Ahmet shook his head.
— No, doctor, that’s not the issue… The whole house wakes up, but I don’t!

The doctor smiled. He had just found the most interesting patient of the day.