The teacher gives her students homework: “Children, draw a cow and some grass next to it!” The next day, the teacher looks at the drawings. One student’s paper only shows a cow. “My child, I asked you for a cow and grass. I only see the cow, so where’s the grass?” The student hesitates and […]
One day, the boy asks his father:—Dad, are bugs edible? The father immediately frowns:—Ugh, gross! Don’t talk about that kind of stuff at dinner! After the meal is over, the father curiously asks:—Now tell me, son, what did you want to ask me? The boy smiles:—Never mind, Dad… There was a bug in your soup, […]
One day, a customer comes into the pharmacy and asks: “Do you have any fly spray?” The pharmacist replies, surprised: “No, what’s wrong with the fly?” The customer laughs: “My God, they’re so annoying, they’re always circling around our heads!”
One day, the teacher comes into class and says: — “Children, imagine you are the CEO of a big company. What would you do in such a position? Now, write a composition about it.” All the students immediately grab their pens and papers, and begin writing seriously. While everyone is working hard, one student just […]
One day, Nasreddin Hodja was getting ready to go to the market.Hearing this, the neighborhood children quickly gathered around him. One said,— “Hodja, can you buy me a whistle from the market?”Another added,— “Me too!”And yet another,— “Don’t forget mine!” All the children started asking for whistles.But only one child actually gave Hodja some money. […]
A little boy was practicing the violin at home.He was trying to learn the notes while making some attempts at playing.His father was sitting on the couch, trying to read his newspaper. But there was a problem: the family dog barked at every sound the boy made with the violin! It turned into a strange […]
One night, three drunk men got into a taxi together.The taxi driver, noticing that they seemed completely wasted, pretended to start the car, kept the ignition on for a few minutes, then turned it off.Without going anywhere, he said, “We’ve arrived!” The first drunk opened the door and said, “Thank you, driver, you drove very […]
One day, a young girl went to the living room to try out their new smart TV. She was home alone with her mom. The girl gave a voice command to the TV:“Turn on a series!” The TV immediately responded:“Which series?” The girl, a bit lazy, said:“Doesn’t matter, you choose!” Meanwhile, the mom was washing […]
One night, a traffic policeman was doing a stop on the side of the road. A man came in his car, the policeman stopped the car. The man’s eyes were red, he could barely hold the steering wheel. The policeman approached and asked: “Uncle, is there any alcohol?” The drunkard answered very confidently:“No, I drank […]
One day, Nasreddin Hodja rode his donkey to town for shopping. He bought many things like books, apples, and lemons. He put everything into a big sack. But instead of loading the sack onto the donkey, he carried it on his own back and still rode the donkey. Seeing Hodja on the village road, the […]
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