Two elderly women, nearing their nineties, were chatting. — “My husband has picked up a bad habit lately. He started biting his nails. I tried everything to stop him, but I couldn’t. It’s driving me crazy,” said one. The other replied: — “You’re right, mine started doing that too once, but I managed to stop […]
One morning, Mr. Ahmet felt a bit embarrassed as he knocked on the doctor’s door on his way to work.— Doctor, I want to ask you something, he said.— Please, what seems to be the problem?— Do I snore at night? The doctor raised his eyebrows in surprise:— Doesn’t your wife tell you? Mr. Ahmet […]
One morning, Nasreddin Hodja was walking toward the village pond carrying a big container of yogurt starter. As the cool waters of the pond sparkled under the morning sun, Hodja seriously began mixing the yogurt starter into the pond. A passerby stopped in disbelief and asked:— Hodja, what on earth are you doing? Do you […]
Temel got his new phone and was chatting with Dursun: — Dursun, they say this new phone is smart. — That’s true, Temel. What did it do? — The alarm went off in the morning, I turned it off… but five minutes later, it started ringing again by itself! — Wow! That’s not a phone, […]
One day, Hodja was coming back from the market, carrying yogurt in his hands. Behind him was his donkey, but it was carrying nothing. His neighbor quickly jumped in, surprised:— Hodja, you have a donkey but you’re walking! Why didn’t you ride it? Hodja paused, looked at the donkey, then at the man, then back […]
One day, the boss, losing his patience, walked up to an employee and said: — Why don’t you say a single word in meetings? Everyone talks, but you stay silent! The employee confidently replied: — Everyone is putting their ideas out there. I’m strategically keeping mine hidden… The boss smiled, then shot back sharply: — […]
One morning, Nasreddin Hodja woke up early. His stomach was softly rumbling.He started craving something warm to soothe him. Suddenly, he imagined a steaming bowl of tarhana soup, fragrant and inviting. “If only I had a bowl of tarhana, and I could tear some stale bread into it,” he thought to himself.“And a little sprinkle […]
One day, Nasreddin Hodja was walking down the road when he saw a stunning horse.He politely convinced the owner to let him try riding it.But things didn’t go as planned — no matter how hard he tried, he just couldn’t get on the horse. His struggle quickly attracted attention.A crowd gathered around, watching him with […]
Nasreddin Hodja was returning from a vineyard, riding his donkey.On the donkey was a big crate full of grapes. Just as he was about to reach home, a group of children started following him and said:— Hodja, Hodja, can we have some grapes? The Hodja thought for a moment and counted the children.“If I give […]
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