One day, Nasreddin Hodja was walking down the road when he came across a man.They started chatting and talked about this and that for nearly an hour. After a while, Hodja said:— Sorry, my friend. I just realized… I don’t know your name. What was it? The man was very surprised:— If you didn’t know […]
On Monday morning, the teacher walked into the classroom and reminded the students of last week’s assignment: — Kids, I asked you to do a good deed. Now, Osman, Temel, and Ali, come up to the board and tell us what you did. Ali started:— The other day, I helped an old lady cross the […]
Temel was driving along the road when he reached an intersection.The traffic light turned red, but he didn’t stop and kept going. A police officer saw it, blew his whistle, and pulled Temel over: — Sir, license and registration, please! Temel calmly rolled down the window and replied:— Did you ever give me a license […]
Temel was caught cheating during the exam.The teacher angrily asked:— Temel! Are you cheating? Temel replied:— No, teacher, I’m just exchanging ideas!
Temel was fishing by the lake.A man came up to him and asked:— How long have you been here? Temel replied:— For three hours. The man asked again:— Have you caught any fish? Temel said:— No, but I’m catching a lot of water!
One day, Temel was flying on a plane for the first time.While the plane was in the air, he needed to use the restroom. After a long time, he rushed to the cabin in a panic and shouted:— Pilot, sir! Pilot, sir! We forgot to close the door, it’s very noisy inside! The pilot was […]
One day, Temel bought a typewriter.The next day, he came back to the shop, looking upset. The shopkeeper was surprised:— What’s wrong, Temel? It was brand new just yesterday, in perfect condition. Temel put the typewriter on the counter and said:— It’s broken! The shopkeeper asked curiously:— What’s broken? Temel replied seriously:— It’s missing two […]
Temel and Dursun went for a walk in the forest.The weather was beautiful, birds were singing, and everything was lush and green. After walking for a while, Temel stopped, looked around admiringly, and called out to Dursun:— Dursun, just look at the beauty of this forest! Dursun frowned, looked around, and said:— I don’t see […]
At an international conference, countries were taking turns presenting their latest technological projects. The American said:— We’re preparing to send humans to Mars. The German added:— We’re developing a car that runs without fuel. The French chimed in:— We’re working on a project to neutralize nuclear bombs. Not wanting to be left behind, the man […]
One day, Temel got on a bus to go to the city.The bus was crowded, everyone had found a seat.Temel sat by the window, watching the scenery go by. A passenger turned to him and asked:— Hey man, did you buy a ticket? Temel calmly replied:— The conductor looked at me as if I hadn’t […]
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