One night, a traffic policeman was doing a stop on the side of the road. A man came in his car, the policeman stopped the car. The man’s eyes were red, he could barely hold the steering wheel. The policeman approached and asked:

“Uncle, is there any alcohol?”

The drunkard answered very confidently:
“No, I drank it all!”

The policeman was surprised, raised his eyebrows:
“What do you mean, uncle?”

The drunkard, staggering slightly, explained:
“I dropped the bottle, the alcohol is gone! It’s all on the ground!”

The policeman laughed out loud, he couldn’t help it.

“Okay uncle, go ahead,” he said, laughing.

The drunkard got in his car, and just as he was about to step on the gas pedal, he stuck his head out the window and shouted:
“If you find the bottle, bring it to me, eh!”