One night, three drunk men got into a taxi together.
The taxi driver, noticing that they seemed completely wasted, pretended to start the car, kept the ignition on for a few minutes, then turned it off.
Without going anywhere, he said, “We’ve arrived!”

The first drunk opened the door and said, “Thank you, driver, you drove very well.”
The second drunk took out his wallet and gave the driver some money:
“Keep the change, brother, you’re amazing!”

The third drunk suddenly slapped the driver on the back of his neck!

The driver, startled, asked,
“What’s wrong, did you sober up?”

The drunk angrily replied:
“If you drive that fast again, I’ll report you! We almost died, man!”
😄